The rule: post the first sentence of the first post for each month. (*If the first post happens to be a meme, I've posted the first sentence that I have written, not the first sentence of the meme.)
January: Now that I'm unwittingly in possession of an iPod, I'd have to say that I'm not impressed.
February: People should stop saying "chaps my ass."
March: Hm, I'm not sure if this counts: designing multiple choice quizzes with the occasional Really Obvious Wrong Option, yet having students mark that one anyway.
April: It amused me to see horny college boys drooling after nosebleed heels and short skirts while trying to restock their freezers with frozen pizzas.
May: Recently, I've seen a lot of people using the word "loose" for "lose".
