Baggy pants crackdown goes national. Whatever. If they're going to crackdown on pants, they should crackdown on all ill-fitting pants--baggy or no. On campus, I've seen guys and girls exposing their buttcracks because their pants were too tight. Obviously, not a pretty sight.
Ah yes, legislating what people wear is such a constructive use of lawmakers' time.
There must be a lot of seriously bored people in the population. I mean, surely nobody with a life would expend this kind of effort to control something so pointless.