1. Okay, love him or loathe him, you’d have to live under a rock not to know that J.K. Rowling’s final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, comes out on Saturday… Are you going to read it
No.
2. If so, right away? Or just, you know, eventually, when you get around to it? Are you attending any of the midnight parties?
I just want to say something about midnight parties: I would not go to one even if I were crazy/fanatical about the book. I lose enough sleep over my research as it is.