Onesome: Driving-- Hey, what are you driving this winter? Same old, same old? ...or was Santa very nice to you (and if so, please pass him/her along to the gang!)?
Same old, same old.
Twosome: you-- Hmmm... If you could, and money were no object, what would you be driving? ...and sure: taxes, license, dealer fees, gasoline, tires, insurance, etc. would be covered by Santa!
Probably something even more non-descript and not noticeable because the cops aren't covered by Santa. Do you know how annoying it is for a patrol car to decide to tail you through a maze of empty residential streets for apparently no reason at all? (I'm not a crazy driver. I think the cop was just hoping I'd go over the 30 mph speed limit. If he wanted to catch some bad drivers, he should have gone to the mall.)
Threesome: Crazy!-- ...and it's crazy, but we've made it through another year. Are you going to be doing any celebrating to ring in the New Year? Yes? What's going to be your way to say "Hello" to 2006?
Just staying home and making fun of Dick Clark on how much he looks like a wax dummy.
Hey, that cop that was tailing us the other day really did live on the same street. I was driving by and saw the cruiser parked out front of one of the houses. I think it's the house with the pool.
I know there's a cop living on the same street. But it could have been a different cruiser, ya know. As you recall, he never did turn on that street while I was driving.
