A post-doc upon hearing about a new culinary device which is essentially a hybridization chamber rigged to a vacuum pump with the ability to marinate a chicken in ten minutes: "So it's anaerobic? I wonder what kind of bacteria you can grow in there."
Overheard from a man who hears his biological clock ticking: "I want kids. That's more important than getting married. I don't need to have a wife to have kids."
From a med student annoyed with her classmates: "You know those pre-meds who were in your undergraduate biology classes? You know how they are, right? Well in med school, they're worse."
A mother talking about her college-bound son who visited the campus of Colgate University: "So his host turned out to be this rather attractive young woman who showed him around. She also took him to meet a bunch of her attractive friends. Not surprisingly, he was completely sold. An excellent way to get new recruits, don't you think?"
