Syaffolee

Monday, April 05, 2004

Conversation with Mac Users

Mac Enthusiast: So do you know how to use this mac?

Me: (thinking about something else) Uh, what did you say?

Mac Enthusiast: You're a PC person!

Me: Wait a minute, I know how to use a mac.

Mac Enthusiast: YOU'RE A PC PERSON!!!!

Me: ...

* * *
Long Time Mac User: #$%@! PC! How do you find anything on here?

Me: You click on the start button and then go to search files and folders.

Long Time Mac User: (ignoring me and still clicking) Stupid PC. I don't know how anyone can find anything on this thing.

* * *
(overheard)

Prof: What I don't get is how you can afford that thing on a graduate student's stipend.

Hardcore Mac Fanatic: (holding his suped-up PowerBook G4 with shiny titanium casing protectively to his chest) Er...

Prof: Well? You must have robbed a bank on the side.

Hardcore Mac Fanatic: (indignantly) It's worth every cent!

Prof: You must have gotten your parents to buy it for you.

[posted by S. Y. Affolee on 5:38 PM : ]

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