If you call me Sya or S. Y. Affolee, you know me online. If you call me Thea, you know me in real life. Or you read my about page before I changed it. (And now you know it too because you've read this post!) If you call me Ms. or Miss, you probably work at the bank or post office or some other service job. If you call me Dr., you don't know me at all and you're trying to sell me some biotech junk. If you call me by my Chinese name in Cantonese, you're probably related to me. If you call me by my Chinese name in Mandarin, you're probably one of those old nosy ladies from my childhood trying to check up on my non-existent piano career. If you call me Grendel, you probably attended Geeks U. at one time or another.
