I am the Purple People-Eating Stealth Monkey! I am also the Fire-Eating Psycho Monkey and the Haggis-Eating Love Monkey. Get your own battle monkey(s) here (via Metafilter). If your rating is lower than mine, you will most certainly lose. Actually, I'm curious as to what algorithm the author uses to calculate what type of monkey you are. It's not associating letters with numbers because when I mix the letters up, different results come up.
