1. It's your job to come up with a new national anthem. What is it?
I once took a music writing class, but I don't think this will help me here. I'll probably fob the job off to someone like John Williams (who already has the experience of writing Olympic anthems under his belt). Just to make his job easier though, I might end up doing the lyrics.
2. There's no getting out of it. You must do karaoke at the next town meeting. What do you sing?
Probably the only song I know the lyrics of at the top of my head. "A Whole New World" from Aladdin.
3. You've been called naive before, but this is ridiculous. Why are they charging you with that this time?
For thinking that telemarketers are just randomly calling me.
