\n\nSCRIPT FRENZY PLOT MACHINE\n\n<<print either("At the PGA championship",\n"On a remote island",\n"While running a marathon",\n"After being rescued from a burning building",\n"After losing one million dollars at the circus",\n"When one million sea horses invade a bathtub",\n"After eavesdropping",\n"During a routine flight",\n"After running away from home",\n"While scavenging for zipper parts",\n"In the back of a pickup truck",\n"While looking for a lost sock",\n"After opening an urgent telegram",\n"While camping on the roof of the Sears Tower",\n"After shrinking to the size of a pea",\n"While hanging from a ledge",\n"While falling from a covered bridge",\n"After waking from a 100-year nap",\n"After putting eyeglasses on for the first time",\n"During an out-of-body experience",\n"While drowning in the Caspian Sea",\n"While lost in the Bermuda Triangle",\n"While on an African Safari",\n"After a sex change",\n"During surgery",\n"While wishing upon a star",\n"In a world where no dreams are sweet",\n"After making purple taffy",\n"While painting a fence",\n"While lost in the middle of nowhere",\n"After a nightmare",\n"After falling out of love",\n"While boarding a yellow bus",\n"While planning the next prohibition",\n"While lost in the Science Museum",\n"Just after dark",\n"Just before sunrise",\n"While scuba diving in a shallow puddle",\n"Halfway through a big to-do list",\n"While searching for a working pen",\n"While on a shopping spree",\n"While shopping for money",\n"After a tragic cooking accident",\n"While sketching an alter ego",\n"While picking cherries",\n"After getting lost underground",\n"After a heart attack",\n"After eating some bad cheese",\n"During a rave",\n"While planning for tomorrow",\n"At the corner of Broadway and Grand",\n"Where reality and fantasy intersect",\n"While lost in a department store",\n"In a world ruled by earthworms",\n"Aided by a Swedish go-go dancer",\n"On the planet Zorbot",\n"In a world where people age backwards",\n"After crash-landing in the desert",\n"In a remote jungle in Brazil",\n"In a town called Sandwich",\n"In a secret city beneath the Potomac",\n"Aided by a lucha libre champion",\n"In an attempt to evade taxes",\n"In a world where marriage is illegal",\n"At the behest of a dying relative",\n"Framed for murdering the prime minister",\n"Unable to have children",\n"Deep in the sewers of Paris",\n"During the reign of robotic turkeys",\n"In a haunted space station orbiting Pluto",\n"With only a week left to live",\n"After reading a coworker's email",\n"In a post-apocalyptic Peru",\n"In a world where cats are currency",\n"After being bitten by rabid penguins",\n"Dressed like Liberace",\n"Tired of endorsing golf products",\n"After shrinking to 1/4 of normal size",\n"After getting voted off American Idol",\n"Awakened from a 1000-year sleep",\n"After seven failed marriages",\n"Under cover of darkness",\n"Battling a Red Bull addiction",\n"Badly burned in a meth lab explosion",\n"Unable to find true love",\n"Unable to break into adult entertainment",\n"After anchoring the CBS news for decades",\n"In a world where sleep must be paid for",\n"After receiving bionic implants",\n"In a world where mustaches are illegal",\n"Forced to wear a grass skirt",\n"Covered in marmalade",\n"After a traumatic run-in with a gopher",\n"Fleeing from an angry mob",\n"En route to a llama resort",\n"While jogging naked",\n"After consuming a powerful laxative",\n"On a snowy day in Hawaii",\n"In a world ruled by children",\n"In a world ruled by chickens",\n"At a sci-fi convention",\n"Tired of a monotonous day job",\n"After a harsh break-up",\n"On a space station filled with mimes",\n"In a rundown Villains Club",\n"Nervous about vacationing with the in-laws",\n"After a lifetime of pie-making",\n"In the middle of the Autobahn",\n"Driven by a love of aphids",\n"While at a Super Bowl party",\n"After a disastrous safari",\n"Halfway through a cup of coffee",\n"After saying 'I don't' at the altar",\n"After waiting in line for a Wii",\n"In a world where time moves backward",\n"In a world ruled by evil flying elves",\n"After escaping from prison",\n"After winning $1,042 on a radio show",\n"On a lifelong quest for pixie dust",\n"During a summer lightning storm",\n"After a painful sneeze",\n"While stealing girl scout cookies",\n"While lost in a wormhole",\n"Mistaken for a famous film director",\n"In a world without clowns",\n"In a post-apocalyptic world",\n"In a city that never sleeps",\n"Locked overnight in Disneyland",\n"At the National Hacky Sack Championship",\n"In a haunted pyramid in Egypt",\n"After the Third World War",\n"Lost in time and space",\n"After being sucked through a black hole",\n"While undergoing an existential crisis",\n"Before marrying the wrong person",\n"Recovering from a horrific skiing accident",\n"After being the sole witness to a murder",\n"Three years into the Great Space Crusade",\n"In this madcap comedy",\n"In this action-packed space opera",\n"In feudal Japan",\n"During a civil war",\n"After losing the Olympic Gold to a rival",\n"During the final presidential election",\n"On the run from the government",\n"In the streets of East London",\n"Fresh out of jail",\n"While touring Nigeria",\n"In a town just west of nowhere",\n"While on a vacation to Alaska",\n"After winning the World Series",\n"While experimenting with plutonium",\n"While struggling with depression",\n"While working on a masterpiece",\n"On a cold winter's night",\n"While studying for the SATs",\n"After breaking out of the zoo",\n"After meeting the love of their life",\n"After being banished from the island")>>, <<print either("a mathematically inclined gnome",\n"an enormous grasshopper",\n"a Chilean heavy metal band",\n"a one-armed fencing champion",\n"a ill-mannered Turkish diplomat",\n"King Tut's breakdancing mummy",\n"a disgruntled Yeti",\n"a showtunes- singing linebacker",\n"a tone-deaf opera singer",\n"a hunky, dimwitted pool boy",\n"an obese rodeo star",\n"an Avon lady with violent mood swings",\n"a nuclear physicist with a broken heart",\n"a man named Tabbouleh",\n"the oldest park ranger in the Andes",\n"Cap'n Crunch's evil grandmother",\n"a merry band of woodland ninjas",\n"a wily group of drunken sportscasters",\n"an out-of-work lion tamer",\n"a feuding polka band",\n"a red cowboy boot",\n"a DJ with Tourette's",\n"a hooker with a heart of gold",\n"a suicidal stock analyst",\n"a band of intergalactic spice traders",\n"a hot-headed public defender",\n"a hairstylist with a missing finger",\n"Orville Redenbacher",\n"an amorous garden gnome",\n"a flock of radioactive parrots",\n"Deepak Chopra",\n"a bike messenger with a death wish",\n"a Midwestern scrapbooking club",\n"a traveling Bible salesman",\n"a band of urban cannibals",\n"the cast of Riverdance",\n"a seriously lost Bedouin tribe",\n"a talking lobster",\n"a marooned alien",\n"Zorro",\n"a group of Star Wars collectors",\n"a teen idol",\n"a Parisian fishmonger",\n"a group of Tuvan throat singers",\n"a sweaty giant",\n"a ticklish polar bear",\n"a geek with a broken heart",\n"a poor, lonely french fry",\n"an assassin who kills with CDs",\n"a team of Olympic cloggers",\n"a sentient alien sock puppet",\n"a poetry-writing middle school teacher",\n"a talking blanket",\n"a group of retired superheroes",\n"a cartographer from the future",\n"a failing college student",\n"a German teenager",\n"a Red Hat Society infiltrator",\n"David Hasselhoff",\n"a narcoleptic bear",\n"a muscle-bound juggler",\n"an angry squirrel",\n"a queen with one eyebrow",\n"Richard Simmons",\n"a duck with a death-wish",\n"a kangaroo breeder",\n"a horde of drunk musketeers",\n"a face-eating monkey",\n"a monarch named Walliump",\n"a disgruntled child actor",\n"a screaming busker",\n"a hamster with impulse-control problems",\n"an iguana juggler",\n"a world-renowned yodeler",\n"a toddler with a smoking problem",\n"a wedding photographer with Tourette's",\n"a mongoose and a white bear",\n"an undead soccer team",\n"a masked villain with no teeth",\n"a ballerina with a gun",\n"a fed up lab mouse",\n"a god of the underworld",\n"a glowworm with the flu",\n"a dysfunctional self-help club",\n"a llama princess",\n"an environmentalist with a Hummer",\n"a sun-worshiping albino",\n"a slug with a snail complex",\n"a pride of vegetarian lions",\n"a high school security guard",\n"a spelling- challenged writer",\n"a lonely piggy bank",\n"an angry Italian chef",\n"a burnt-out 1970's glam rock star",\n"a butler walks into a bar",\n"a mermaid who doesn't know how to swim",\n"a zombie golfer",\n"a two-bit gambling tiger",\n"a rookie bear trainer",\n"a ravenous shark",\n"a group of stamp collectors",\n"a talking flute",\n"a lonely sailor",\n"a carnivorous orange",\n"a unicycling banker",\n"a superhero with no friends",\n"a sidekick named Hero",\n"a man from Buffalo",\n"a near-sighted chemist",\n"an over-caffeinated kangaroo",\n"a bounty hunter",\n"a robot with ADD",\n"the smallest Ewok",\n"a goat with a parka on",\n"a life-long bachelor",\n"a left-handed guitar player",\n"a 31-year-old masochist",\n"a traveling shoe salesman",\n"a frightened rabbit",\n"an obsessive copy editor",\n"a candy cane maker",\n"a guilty judge",\n"a pyromaniac firefighter",\n"a quiet mapmaker",\n"an obese triathlete",\n"a blackjack dealer",\n"a tightrope walker with a fear of heights",\n"a landlocked seagull",\n"a hawk with a broken wing",\n"a biker with a flat tire",\n"a team of animators",\n"a man wearing nothing but sneakers",\n"a hyper first-grade teacher",\n"a stoned principal",\n"a bored serial killer",\n"a blind jeweler",\n"a mute heckler",\n"a hopped-up zebra",\n"a young samurai",\n"an uneducated stable hand",\n"a band of hippies",\n"an aspiring ice dancer",\n"a presidential candidate",\n"a yoga guru with a black belt in karate",\n"a recent high school dropout",\n"a banjo-playing panhandler",\n"an out-of-work philosophy professor",\n"a has-been rock band",\n"a washed-up actress",\n"a highly dysfunctional family",\n"a typewriter-shop owner",\n"a hyperactive supreme court justice",\n"an owl breeder",\n"Picasso",\n"an aspiring playwright",\n"an 80-year-old graffiti artist",\n"a generous king",\n"a failing college freshman",\n"a folk band headed for a renaissance fair",\n"a young celebrity chef",\n"a prodigal child",\n"a disgruntled cab driver",\n"a single mom of six",\n"a Siren who's lost her voice",\n"a posse of snobby teen vampires",\n"a baker with a PhD in physics",\n"a rebellious runaway from Texas",\n"a dragon with halitosis",\n"a fallen angel",\n"the worst debate team ever",\n"Pac-Man's extended family",\n"A Zen gardener",\n"the emperor's second assistant",\n"a giant vegetarian spider")>> <<print either("invents the cure for a broken heart",\n"gets drunk with a stranger",\n"hijacks a bus with a stowaway on board",\n"fights a gang of marching band drummers",\n"joins a traveling band",\n"shuts down power to Walt Disney World",\n"begins training for a life of piratehood",\n"joins a group of undercover magicians",\n"finds a toaster that changes the world",\n"joins Bill Clinton's reggae band",\n"ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels",\n"invents the new Jazzercize",\n"releases Keith Richards into the water supply",\n"discovers a shocking use for spray cheese",\n"must open for Bjork",\n"teams up with David Bowie to save the world",\n"finds and rears abandoned adult triplets",\n"enters a love triangle with Siamese twins",\n"washes up on the shores of Zombie Island",\n"unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony",\n"wreaks Godzilla-style havoc",\n"is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil",\n"receives dating advice from the afterlife",\n"accidentally eats a year's supply of Viagra",\n"hijacks a bus full of Tae Bo instructors",\n"is kept as a pet by hyper- intelligent dogs",\n"buys an unreliable time machine",\n"receives the 11th commandment",\n"can only been seen by toddlers",\n"is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it",\n"tries out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders",\n"switches suitcases with a Mafia hit man",\n"must smuggle druids across the border",\n"plans a campout in a haunted bayou",\n"rushes an elite Southern sorority",\n"befriends a young runaway with a secret",\n"attempts to win the Tour de France",\n"must avenge the murder of an old flame",\n"travels back in time to kill Hitler",\n"stows away on an alien pleasure cruise",\n"tries to break into pro Sumo wrestling",\n"skinny dips with the Golden Girls",\n"tracks down a renegade leprechaun",\n"sets out to shave a sasquatch",\n"gets lost in an ancient cheese maze",\n"finds a new use for belly buttons",\n"must sew up the hole in the ozone layer",\n"hot-wires an abandoned hot air balloon",\n"is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers",\n"discovers the meaning of life",\n"attempts to rewrite Finnish history",\n"gets revenge on a third grade teacher",\n"must stop the space-time continuum",\n"opens a real estate agency on the moon",\n"perfects the recipe for bacon ice cream",\n"decides to rid the world of bad pop music",\n"is kidnapped by the Russian mafia",\n"swims across the Pacific Ocean",\n"sets out to write a new national anthem",\n"falls in love with a voice on the radio",\n"falls head over heels in love with a zombie",\n"finds love in the afterlife",\n"attempts to meet everyone in the world",\n"trains to run across China",\n"travels to India in search of true love",\n"fights to take down corporate America",\n"struggles to raise a son in Antarctica",\n"takes a job as a motivational speaker",\n"discovers the true meaning of Christmas",\n"starts coaching a failing little league team",\n"plots one final heist",\n"tries to win the title without losing limbs",\n"puts his life on the line to save the ant colony",\n"captures a rabid butterfly")>>.\n\n\n\n\nYWP DARES\n\n<<print either("Write a scene that helps your reader sympathize with the villain.",\n "Add a scene where an ordinary act has unexpected repercussions.",\n "Add a dance scene.",\n "Send your characters out for a meal together.",\n "Include a descriptive scene where a character makes a sandwich.",\n "Give your main character doubts about his or her mission.",\n "Include someone speaking a foreign language in your next chapter.",\n "Add a scene where a character runs into a childhood friend.",\n "Include an unexplained weather phenomenon.",\n "Write a scene where your characters have a deadline.",\n "Write a scene where one character betrays another.",\n "Have a character reveal a terrifying secret.",\n "Write a long soliloquy for one of your characters.",\n "Add a character based on someone you know.",\n "Include as many puns as possible in your next chapter.",\n "Include as many similes as possible in your next chapter.",\n "Include real dialogue that you overhear in a public place.",\n "Include a flashback in your next chapter.",\n "Make one of your characters purchase a costume.",\n "Bring back an unexpected character from earlier in your novel.",\n "Make your characters play a board game.",\n "Add a character who almost never speaks the truth.",\n "Add a scene where a character stumbles into a secret room.",\n "Give a character a sudden obsession for an entire chapter.",\n "Have your main character get obsessed with something very simple for the entire chapter.",\n "Introduce a blackmail or bribery subplot.",\n "Have a character wake up with a mysterious accent.",\n "Have a non-important character say the most memorable quote you can think of.",\n "Have your main character consult his or her mother for advice.",\n "Give your villain awesome new powers.",\n "Make a character cry.",\n "Write a scene where a character talks with his or her conscience.",\n "Kill off a character.",\n "Put a character in a situation that you were in yesterday.",\n "Include a cliffhanger at the end of your next chapter.",\n "Make one of your characters write his or her own novel.",\n "Have one of your characters enter an eating competition.",\n "Include a sea creature in your next chapter.",\n "Have one of your characters keep a journal.",\n "Write a theme song for your main character.",\n "Give one of your characters an important article of clothing.",\n "Add a character grinning mischievously because...",\n "Make a character faint.",\n "Include a parade or a circus in your next chapter.",\n "Add a very descriptive breakfast scene.",\n "Write your next chapter in a different verb tense.",\n "Include a very long to-do list.",\n "Back up your novel in at least two places.",\n "Have an object fall from above and narrowly miss a character.",\n "Make one of your characters fall in love with the villain.",\n "Include a strange liquid that is important to your plot.",\n "Give one of your characters a mental breakdown.",\n "Include a singing competition.",\n "Have one of your characters go missing for a chapter.",\n "Include a piece of technology that goes berzerk.",\n "Include a body of water that your characters must cross.",\n "Have a character visited by a future version of him- or herself.",\n "Give a character a lucky object.",\n "Make one of your characters believe in a conspiracy theory.",\n "Include something hidden under a rock.",\n "Have a character to talk to him- or herself in the mirror.",\n "Introduce a character who only uses big words.",\n "Include at least one escaped zoo animal.",\n "Send your characters to the worst party ever.",\n "Make something blow up.",\n "Write a scene you never thought you'd write.",\n "Add a character who only eats...",\n "Make one of your characters really moody.",\n "Have one of your characters receive an anonymous note.",\n "Include the funniest joke you know in your next chapter.",\n "Have your hero and your villain trade lives for a day.",\n "Your hero finds a mysterious bag on his or her porch...",\n "Invent an instrument.",\n "Give your character an animal sidekick.",\n "Have a character sleep through their morning alarm.",\n "Write about something strange that happens on a bus.",\n "Set a chase scene at a sports stadium.",\n "Write horoscopes for your characters.",\n "Have a character discover a cure for freckles.",\n "Create an alter-ego for your protagonist.",\n "Write a scene in which your villain comes up with a new name.",\n "Have your character bake a cake without shopping for ingredients first.",\n "Your antagonist picks up a very uncharacteristic hobby...",\n "Write about a fight between your main character and their best friend.",\n "Your character's piggy bank has been stolen.",\n "Have a character take the blame for something they didn't do.",\n "Explain a mysterious mess.",\n "Make a character climb a tree.",\n "Make an important object disappear into thin air.",\n "Your character finds something unexpected between the couch cushions.")>>\n\n\n\n\nSCRIPT FRENZY YWP PLOT MACHINE\n\n<<print either("In a land where porcupines are invisible",\n"In a boot camp for figure skaters",\n"After accidentally robbing a bank",\n"Upon discovering life on Mars",\n"Unable to live without suspenders",\n"After mastering the piccolo",\n"In a world where unicycles are illegal",\n"While driving to a bobblehead factory",\n"While walking an imaginary dog",\n"On a journey to the bottom of the sea",\n"After eating a jar of magical mayonnaise",\n"After graduating from clown college",\n"After walking the plank for the fifth time",\n"After a rocky ride to Jupiter",\n"In a world without blue slushies",\n"In the galaxy Neoboticlature",\n"In a world ruled by children",\n"At a Star Trek convention",\n"In a world where everyone can fly",\n"While running from the fashion police",\n"In a land of radioactive unicorns",\n"In a parallel universe",\n"At the place where the sidewalk ends",\n"Pretending to be an undercover cop",\n"On a space station filled with rabid apes",\n"In a rainy town called Norphbot",\n"In a world without gravity",\n"In a basement laboratory in Sicily",\n"In a world ruled by robotic dolphins",\n"Somewhere in a sea of toothpaste",\n"On the planet Yokrrr",\n"In a town with a vampire mayor",\n"After being grounded for life",\n"After a lifetime of breakdancing",\n"Having mastered Super Mario Bros. 3",\n"After finding a portal to Mars",\n"Seasick and seeing double",\n"Searching for a cure for acne",\n"After tunneling to the center of the earth",\n"Mistaken for a famous film director",\n"In a world without clowns",\n"In a post-apocalyptic world",\n"In a city that never sleeps",\n"Locked overnight in Disneyland",\n"At the National Hacky Sack Championship",\n"In a haunted pyramid in Egypt",\n"After the Third World War",\n"Lost in time and space",\n"After being sucked through a black hole",\n"While undergoing an existential crisis",\n"Before marrying the wrong person",\n"Recovering from a horrific skiing accident",\n"After being the sole witness of a murder",\n"Three years into the Great Space Crusade",\n"In this madcap comedy",\n"In this action-packed space opera",\n"In feudal Japan",\n"During a civil war",\n"After losing the Olympic Gold to a rival",\n"During the final presidential election",\n"On the run from the government",\n"In the streets of East London",\n"Fresh out of jail",\n"While touring Nigeria",\n"In a town just west of nowhere",\n"While on a vacation to Alaska",\n"After winning the World Series",\n"While experimenting with plutonium",\n"While struggling with depression",\n"While working on a masterpiece",\n"On a cold winter's night",\n"While studying for the SATs",\n"After breaking out of the zoo",\n"After meeting the love of their life",\n"After being banished from the island",\n"While searching for a ring on the floor",\n"Biking across the state of Wisconsin",\n"Struggling to finish another bowl of ice cream",\n"Crying over the loss of a beloved pet rock",\n"In search for the final piece to the board game",\n"Mistaken for the new substitute teacher",\n"While on a treasure hunt on a cruise ship",\n"Alone in the underground mansion",\n"Sunbathing on the beach",\n"Taking a test in a cage surrounded by sharks",\n"While riding on the backs of dolphins",\n"In a space station dive bar",\n"On the run from a sentient typewriter",\n"After a skiing accident in the Alps",\n"In a world ruled by ninjas",\n"After defeating an evil overlord",\n"In a world where spaghetti grows on trees",\n"In an office building on the moon",\n"Trapped in a glass elevator",\n"After earning a degree in dog-walking",\n"On Friday the 13th",\n"On a visit to a candy factory",\n"At an alien beauty pageant",\n"While driving across the country",\n"At the world's largest bonfire",\n"After surviving the end of the world",\n"After a tragic skateboarding accident",\n"While living with a band of polar bears",\n"After defeating the local monster",\n"With the help of a sentient CD player",\n"After signing a record deal",\n"In the middle of the prairie",\n"In a town where people write their own dreams",\n"After being fired for over-productivity",\n"While walking a pet dinosaur",\n"Right before the clock strikes 12",\n"Soon after a terrifying earthquake",\n"Following the return of the king")>>, <<print either("a group of Star Wars fanatics",\n"a princess named Floyd",\n"a flying monkey from Miami",\n"Big Bird",\n"a group of singing scientists",\n"a giant with a tiny head",\n"a man made of cardboard",\n"a giraffe with nine legs",\n"Darth Vader",\n"Britney Spears' long-lost twin",\n"a goldfish with a third eye",\n"a wimpy ninja",\n"a poor, lonely French fry",\n"a zombie with a passion for calypso",\n"a group of Irish race car drivers",\n"a man with a jelly-bean addiction",\n"a sock puppet with nothing to lose",\n"a deep-sea-diving cat",\n"a robot programmed to water ski",\n"a boy with bricks for feet",\n"a soul-searching dinosaur",\n"a kid born on the moon",\n"a group of retired superheroes",\n"the last Dodo on earth",\n"a belly dancer from the future",\n"a psychic parakeet",\n"a knife-throwing weasel",\n"a lion who swallowed an accordion",\n"a seahorse that speaks in rhyme",\n"a Bigfoot expert",\n"a skateboarder with an attitude",\n"the owner of a flea circus",\n"a sea captain searching for a name",\n"Dracula's nephew",\n"a cow-chicken hybrid",\n"an angry cyclops",\n"a clumsy knife-juggler",\n"a skunk with a jet pack",\n"a team of Russian skydivers",\n"a family of surfing squirrels",\n"the Loch Ness monster",\n"a wiener dog named Sue",\n"an expert unicyclist",\n"a wrestling team from Madagascar",\n"a boxing kangaroo",\n"a horde of escaped zoo animals",\n"a toothless dentist",\n"a professional alligator wrestler",\n"a struggling astronaut",\n"a gang of guinea pigs",\n"a team of dancing squid",\n"a crew of futuristic pirates",\n"a confused politician",\n"a mad mathematician",\n"a team of professional kite fliers",\n"a lab rat out for revenge",\n"a tap-dancing prince",\n"a community of talking snails",\n"a video-game junkie",\n"a writer with pencils for fingers",\n"a group of 8,000-pound gorillas",\n"a group of talking termites",\n"a retired king named Walliump",\n"a team of circus seals",\n"a wizard named Bozo",\n"a hyperactive poodle",\n"a flying wallaby",\n"a talking lawn chair",\n"a young samurai",\n"a three-year-old music prodigy",\n"an uneducated stable hand",\n"a band of hippies",\n"an aspiring ice dancer",\n"a presidential candidate",\n"a yoga guru with a black belt in karate",\n"a recent high school dropout",\n"a banjo-playing panhandler",\n"an out-of-work philosophy professor",\n"a has-been rock band",\n"a washed-up actress",\n"a highly dysfunctional family",\n"a typewriter-shop owner",\n"a hyperactive supreme court justice",\n"an owl breeder",\n"Picasso",\n"an aspiring playwright",\n"an 80-year-old graffiti artist",\n"a generous king",\n"a failing college freshman",\n"a folk band headed for a renaissance fair",\n"a young celebrity chef",\n"a prodigal child",\n"a disgruntled cab driver",\n"a narcoleptic dog",\n"a single mom of six",\n"a Siren who's lost her voice",\n"a posse of snobby teen vampires",\n"a baker with a PhD in physics",\n"a rebellious runaway from Texas",\n"a dragon with halitosis",\n"a freshly shaven chinchilla",\n"a fallen angel",\n"possibly the worse debate team ever",\n"Pac-Man's extended family",\n"a Zen gardener",\n"the emperor's second assistant",\n"a retired circus performer",\n"a lovesick high school junior",\n"the son of a ninja and a pirate",\n"a bright blue scarab beetle",\n"a talkative samurai warrior",\n"the country's most daring secret agent",\n"a plumber deathly afraid of moths",\n"a janitor secretly training for the olympics",\n"a retired basketball cheerleader",\n"a team of news anchors",\n"a group of opera singers",\n"a girl on the verge of her Sweet 16",\n"a maimed orchestra conductor",\n"a music video back-up dancer",\n"a disgruntled theme park employee",\n"an unemployed zombie",\n"a clumsy farmer",\n"an eager cab driver",\n"a talking hamster",\n"a one-eyed birdwatcher",\n"a rocket scientist",\n"an Elvis impersonator",\n"a troupe of talking animals",\n"a ventriloquist",\n"the world's highest-paid stunt double",\n"a reformed pyromaniac",\n"a mutant grizzly bear",\n"a waitress at an interstellar diner",\n"a game show host",\n"a professionally certified dragon slayer",\n"a giant squid",\n"a disgruntled shepherd",\n"a child actor",\n"a traveling pet salesman",\n"an aging imaginary friend",\n"the man who controls earth's weather",\n"a tiny author",\n"a karaoke superstar",\n"a penguin")>> <<print either("ends up in Antarctica by mistake",\n"discovers their evil side just in time",\n"plots to steal the Liberty Bell",\n"is abducted by the circus",\n"must find the Lost City of Atlantis",\n"aims to stop global warming",\n"finds a mysterious treasure map",\n"buys a time machine on eBay",\n"overcomes the laws of physics",\n"finds the Planet of the Apes",\n"finds the tomb of King Tuts' evil twin",\n"enters a race to find the meaning of life",\n"finds a top-secret file in a sock drawer",\n"is taken hostage by mummy chickens",\n"must find a cure for laziness",\n"wakes up to find gravity no longer exists",\n"travels through time to save an ant farm",\n"embarks on an adventure to Candy Land",\n"discovers a cursed pickle jar",\n"attempts to win a taco-eating contest",\n"clones sea urchins for evil purposes",\n"wakes to find the world run by ninjas",\n"embarks on a magical trip to Pittsburgh",\n"chances upon a vortex in a refrigerator",\n"decides to build a city for retired ferrets",\n"must fight Bigfoot",\n"tries to break into figure skating",\n"travels back in time to meet Walt Disney",\n"plans a family reunion in a cursed castle",\n"can't stop doing the Running Man",\n"teams up with a sloth to save mankind",\n"hijacks a limo filled with wizards",\n"finds a million bucks in a box of cereal",\n"tours with a Wiggles cover band",\n"tries out to be the school mascot",\n"must stop a gang of killer chinchillas",\n"must find a way back home",\n"perfects the recipe for bacon ice cream",\n"finds the last living dinosaur in the basement",\n"decides to rid the world of bad pop music",\n"is kidnapped by the Russian mafia",\n"swims across the Pacific Ocean",\n"sets out to write a new national anthem",\n"finds love where least expected",\n"falls in love with a voice on the radio",\n"falls head over heels in love with a zombie",\n"wakes up in 1979",\n"has to start over after losing everything",\n"finds love in the afterlife",\n"must defend the kingdom alone",\n"attempts to meet everyone in the world",\n"sets up a new government",\n"trains to run across China",\n"travels to India in search of true love",\n"fights to take down corporate America",\n"struggles to raise a son in Antarctica",\n"falls in love with the wrong person",\n"plots to literally reinvent the wheel",\n"discovers a new genre of music",\n"takes a job as a motivational speaker",\n"discovers the true meaning of Christmas",\n"invents invisible ink",\n"falls for two (very different) people at once",\n"plots one final heist",\n"is catapulted into the limelight",\n"embarks on a quest of self-discovery",\n"raises a herd of cows",\n"dances the macarena in slow motion",\n"returns home to discover a long-lost pet turtle",\n"travels around the Australian continent",\n"trains for the annual jump-rope contest",\n"attempts to fall asleep in a chimney",\n"wonders why his cousin missed the party",\n"concocts an evil plan to rid the world of chocolate",\n"breeds termites to destroy the neighbor's house",\n"mails origami hearts to old friends",\n"puts up Post-It art on the windows",\n"brews a potion to turn the witch into a mouse",\n"finds buried treasure in a neighbor's back yard",\n"decides to conquer the world",\n"tries to create the world's best cupcake",\n"competes on a reality TV show",\n"sets out to win the karaoke championship",\n"falls through a time portal",\n"battles gigantic dinosaurs",\n"writes a user's guide to the apocalypse",\n"tries to fail out of elementary school",\n"takes up tightrope-walking to impress an old friend",\n"decides to walk across the country",\n"starts up a gourmet lemonade stand",\n"proposes to a kindergarten sweetheart",\n"discovers a baseball card with magical powers",\n"is hired to track down a missing mustache",\n"searches for unicorns in South America",\n"sails around the world on a haunted catamaran",\n"delivers friendship bracelets to strangers",\n"opens a clothing boutique on Mars",\n"attempts to build a skyscraper out of wood",\n"tries to become a starship captain",\n"runs for elected office",\n"is robbed by a band of angry squirrels",\n"goes to another planet as an exchange student",\n"serves the homeless at a soup kitchen",\n"takes the next train out of the city",\n"tries to tie a knot in a cherry stem")>>.\n\n\n\n\nCLICK [[HERE]] TO GET MORE PLOTS!

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\n\nSCRIPT FRENZY PLOT MACHINE\n\n<<print either("At the PGA championship",\n"On a remote island",\n"While running a marathon",\n"After being rescued from a burning building",\n"After losing one million dollars at the circus",\n"When one million sea horses invade a bathtub",\n"After eavesdropping",\n"During a routine flight",\n"After running away from home",\n"While scavenging for zipper parts",\n"In the back of a pickup truck",\n"While looking for a lost sock",\n"After opening an urgent telegram",\n"While camping on the roof of the Sears Tower",\n"After shrinking to the size of a pea",\n"While hanging from a ledge",\n"While falling from a covered bridge",\n"After waking from a 100-year nap",\n"After putting eyeglasses on for the first time",\n"During an out-of-body experience",\n"While drowning in the Caspian Sea",\n"While lost in the Bermuda Triangle",\n"While on an African Safari",\n"After a sex change",\n"During surgery",\n"While wishing upon a star",\n"In a world where no dreams are sweet",\n"After making purple taffy",\n"While painting a fence",\n"While lost in the middle of nowhere",\n"After a nightmare",\n"After falling out of love",\n"While boarding a yellow bus",\n"While planning the next prohibition",\n"While lost in the Science Museum",\n"Just after dark",\n"Just before sunrise",\n"While scuba diving in a shallow puddle",\n"Halfway through a big to-do list",\n"While searching for a working pen",\n"While on a shopping spree",\n"While shopping for money",\n"After a tragic cooking accident",\n"While sketching an alter ego",\n"While picking cherries",\n"After getting lost underground",\n"After a heart attack",\n"After eating some bad cheese",\n"During a rave",\n"While planning for tomorrow",\n"At the corner of Broadway and Grand",\n"Where reality and fantasy intersect",\n"While lost in a department store",\n"In a world ruled by earthworms",\n"Aided by a Swedish go-go dancer",\n"On the planet Zorbot",\n"In a world where people age backwards",\n"After crash-landing in the desert",\n"In a remote jungle in Brazil",\n"In a town called Sandwich",\n"In a secret city beneath the Potomac",\n"Aided by a lucha libre champion",\n"In an attempt to evade taxes",\n"In a world where marriage is illegal",\n"At the behest of a dying relative",\n"Framed for murdering the prime minister",\n"Unable to have children",\n"Deep in the sewers of Paris",\n"During the reign of robotic turkeys",\n"In a haunted space station orbiting Pluto",\n"With only a week left to live",\n"After reading a coworker's email",\n"In a post-apocalyptic Peru",\n"In a world where cats are currency",\n"After being bitten by rabid penguins",\n"Dressed like Liberace",\n"Tired of endorsing golf products",\n"After shrinking to 1/4 of normal size",\n"After getting voted off American Idol",\n"Awakened from a 1000-year sleep",\n"After seven failed marriages",\n"Under cover of darkness",\n"Battling a Red Bull addiction",\n"Badly burned in a meth lab explosion",\n"Unable to find true love",\n"Unable to break into adult entertainment",\n"After anchoring the CBS news for decades",\n"In a world where sleep must be paid for",\n"After receiving bionic implants",\n"In a world where mustaches are illegal",\n"Forced to wear a grass skirt",\n"Covered in marmalade",\n"After a traumatic run-in with a gopher",\n"Fleeing from an angry mob",\n"En route to a llama resort",\n"While jogging naked",\n"After consuming a powerful laxative",\n"On a snowy day in Hawaii",\n"In a world ruled by children",\n"In a world ruled by chickens",\n"At a sci-fi convention",\n"Tired of a monotonous day job",\n"After a harsh break-up",\n"On a space station filled with mimes",\n"In a rundown Villains Club",\n"Nervous about vacationing with the in-laws",\n"After a lifetime of pie-making",\n"In the middle of the Autobahn",\n"Driven by a love of aphids",\n"While at a Super Bowl party",\n"After a disastrous safari",\n"Halfway through a cup of coffee",\n"After saying 'I don't' at the altar",\n"After waiting in line for a Wii",\n"In a world where time moves backward",\n"In a world ruled by evil flying elves",\n"After escaping from prison",\n"After winning $1,042 on a radio show",\n"On a lifelong quest for pixie dust",\n"During a summer lightning storm",\n"After a painful sneeze",\n"While stealing girl scout cookies",\n"While lost in a wormhole",\n"Mistaken for a famous film director",\n"In a world without clowns",\n"In a post-apocalyptic world",\n"In a city that never sleeps",\n"Locked overnight in Disneyland",\n"At the National Hacky Sack Championship",\n"In a haunted pyramid in Egypt",\n"After the Third World War",\n"Lost in time and space",\n"After being sucked through a black hole",\n"While undergoing an existential crisis",\n"Before marrying the wrong person",\n"Recovering from a horrific skiing accident",\n"After being the sole witness to a murder",\n"Three years into the Great Space Crusade",\n"In this madcap comedy",\n"In this action-packed space opera",\n"In feudal Japan",\n"During a civil war",\n"After losing the Olympic Gold to a rival",\n"During the final presidential election",\n"On the run from the government",\n"In the streets of East London",\n"Fresh out of jail",\n"While touring Nigeria",\n"In a town just west of nowhere",\n"While on a vacation to Alaska",\n"After winning the World Series",\n"While experimenting with plutonium",\n"While struggling with depression",\n"While working on a masterpiece",\n"On a cold winter's night",\n"While studying for the SATs",\n"After breaking out of the zoo",\n"After meeting the love of their life",\n"After being banished from the island")>>, <<print either("a mathematically inclined gnome",\n"an enormous grasshopper",\n"a Chilean heavy metal band",\n"a one-armed fencing champion",\n"a ill-mannered Turkish diplomat",\n"King Tut's breakdancing mummy",\n"a disgruntled Yeti",\n"a showtunes- singing linebacker",\n"a tone-deaf opera singer",\n"a hunky, dimwitted pool boy",\n"an obese rodeo star",\n"an Avon lady with violent mood swings",\n"a nuclear physicist with a broken heart",\n"a man named Tabbouleh",\n"the oldest park ranger in the Andes",\n"Cap'n Crunch's evil grandmother",\n"a merry band of woodland ninjas",\n"a wily group of drunken sportscasters",\n"an out-of-work lion tamer",\n"a feuding polka band",\n"a red cowboy boot",\n"a DJ with Tourette's",\n"a hooker with a heart of gold",\n"a suicidal stock analyst",\n"a band of intergalactic spice traders",\n"a hot-headed public defender",\n"a hairstylist with a missing finger",\n"Orville Redenbacher",\n"an amorous garden gnome",\n"a flock of radioactive parrots",\n"Deepak Chopra",\n"a bike messenger with a death wish",\n"a Midwestern scrapbooking club",\n"a traveling Bible salesman",\n"a band of urban cannibals",\n"the cast of Riverdance",\n"a seriously lost Bedouin tribe",\n"a talking lobster",\n"a marooned alien",\n"Zorro",\n"a group of Star Wars collectors",\n"a teen idol",\n"a Parisian fishmonger",\n"a group of Tuvan throat singers",\n"a sweaty giant",\n"a ticklish polar bear",\n"a geek with a broken heart",\n"a poor, lonely french fry",\n"an assassin who kills with CDs",\n"a team of Olympic cloggers",\n"a sentient alien sock puppet",\n"a poetry-writing middle school teacher",\n"a talking blanket",\n"a group of retired superheroes",\n"a cartographer from the future",\n"a failing college student",\n"a German teenager",\n"a Red Hat Society infiltrator",\n"David Hasselhoff",\n"a narcoleptic bear",\n"a muscle-bound juggler",\n"an angry squirrel",\n"a queen with one eyebrow",\n"Richard Simmons",\n"a duck with a death-wish",\n"a kangaroo breeder",\n"a horde of drunk musketeers",\n"a face-eating monkey",\n"a monarch named Walliump",\n"a disgruntled child actor",\n"a screaming busker",\n"a hamster with impulse-control problems",\n"an iguana juggler",\n"a world-renowned yodeler",\n"a toddler with a smoking problem",\n"a wedding photographer with Tourette's",\n"a mongoose and a white bear",\n"an undead soccer team",\n"a masked villain with no teeth",\n"a ballerina with a gun",\n"a fed up lab mouse",\n"a god of the underworld",\n"a glowworm with the flu",\n"a dysfunctional self-help club",\n"a llama princess",\n"an environmentalist with a Hummer",\n"a sun-worshiping albino",\n"a slug with a snail complex",\n"a pride of vegetarian lions",\n"a high school security guard",\n"a spelling- challenged writer",\n"a lonely piggy bank",\n"an angry Italian chef",\n"a burnt-out 1970's glam rock star",\n"a butler walks into a bar",\n"a mermaid who doesn't know how to swim",\n"a zombie golfer",\n"a two-bit gambling tiger",\n"a rookie bear trainer",\n"a ravenous shark",\n"a group of stamp collectors",\n"a talking flute",\n"a lonely sailor",\n"a carnivorous orange",\n"a unicycling banker",\n"a superhero with no friends",\n"a sidekick named Hero",\n"a man from Buffalo",\n"a near-sighted chemist",\n"an over-caffeinated kangaroo",\n"a bounty hunter",\n"a robot with ADD",\n"the smallest Ewok",\n"a goat with a parka on",\n"a life-long bachelor",\n"a left-handed guitar player",\n"a 31-year-old masochist",\n"a traveling shoe salesman",\n"a frightened rabbit",\n"an obsessive copy editor",\n"a candy cane maker",\n"a guilty judge",\n"a pyromaniac firefighter",\n"a quiet mapmaker",\n"an obese triathlete",\n"a blackjack dealer",\n"a tightrope walker with a fear of heights",\n"a landlocked seagull",\n"a hawk with a broken wing",\n"a biker with a flat tire",\n"a team of animators",\n"a man wearing nothing but sneakers",\n"a hyper first-grade teacher",\n"a stoned principal",\n"a bored serial killer",\n"a blind jeweler",\n"a mute heckler",\n"a hopped-up zebra",\n"a young samurai",\n"an uneducated stable hand",\n"a band of hippies",\n"an aspiring ice dancer",\n"a presidential candidate",\n"a yoga guru with a black belt in karate",\n"a recent high school dropout",\n"a banjo-playing panhandler",\n"an out-of-work philosophy professor",\n"a has-been rock band",\n"a washed-up actress",\n"a highly dysfunctional family",\n"a typewriter-shop owner",\n"a hyperactive supreme court justice",\n"an owl breeder",\n"Picasso",\n"an aspiring playwright",\n"an 80-year-old graffiti artist",\n"a generous king",\n"a failing college freshman",\n"a folk band headed for a renaissance fair",\n"a young celebrity chef",\n"a prodigal child",\n"a disgruntled cab driver",\n"a single mom of six",\n"a Siren who's lost her voice",\n"a posse of snobby teen vampires",\n"a baker with a PhD in physics",\n"a rebellious runaway from Texas",\n"a dragon with halitosis",\n"a fallen angel",\n"the worst debate team ever",\n"Pac-Man's extended family",\n"A Zen gardener",\n"the emperor's second assistant",\n"a giant vegetarian spider")>> <<print either("invents the cure for a broken heart",\n"gets drunk with a stranger",\n"hijacks a bus with a stowaway on board",\n"fights a gang of marching band drummers",\n"joins a traveling band",\n"shuts down power to Walt Disney World",\n"begins training for a life of piratehood",\n"joins a group of undercover magicians",\n"finds a toaster that changes the world",\n"joins Bill Clinton's reggae band",\n"ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels",\n"invents the new Jazzercize",\n"releases Keith Richards into the water supply",\n"discovers a shocking use for spray cheese",\n"must open for Bjork",\n"teams up with David Bowie to save the world",\n"finds and rears abandoned adult triplets",\n"enters a love triangle with Siamese twins",\n"washes up on the shores of Zombie Island",\n"unknowingly arrives at a nudist colony",\n"wreaks Godzilla-style havoc",\n"is trapped in an elevator with Dr. Phil",\n"receives dating advice from the afterlife",\n"accidentally eats a year's supply of Viagra",\n"hijacks a bus full of Tae Bo instructors",\n"is kept as a pet by hyper- intelligent dogs",\n"buys an unreliable time machine",\n"receives the 11th commandment",\n"can only been seen by toddlers",\n"is mistaken for Elton John and goes with it",\n"tries out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders",\n"switches suitcases with a Mafia hit man",\n"must smuggle druids across the border",\n"plans a campout in a haunted bayou",\n"rushes an elite Southern sorority",\n"befriends a young runaway with a secret",\n"attempts to win the Tour de France",\n"must avenge the murder of an old flame",\n"travels back in time to kill Hitler",\n"stows away on an alien pleasure cruise",\n"tries to break into pro Sumo wrestling",\n"skinny dips with the Golden Girls",\n"tracks down a renegade leprechaun",\n"sets out to shave a sasquatch",\n"gets lost in an ancient cheese maze",\n"finds a new use for belly buttons",\n"must sew up the hole in the ozone layer",\n"hot-wires an abandoned hot air balloon",\n"is visited by the ghosts of the Wright Brothers",\n"discovers the meaning of life",\n"attempts to rewrite Finnish history",\n"gets revenge on a third grade teacher",\n"must stop the space-time continuum",\n"opens a real estate agency on the moon",\n"perfects the recipe for bacon ice cream",\n"decides to rid the world of bad pop music",\n"is kidnapped by the Russian mafia",\n"swims across the Pacific Ocean",\n"sets out to write a new national anthem",\n"falls in love with a voice on the radio",\n"falls head over heels in love with a zombie",\n"finds love in the afterlife",\n"attempts to meet everyone in the world",\n"trains to run across China",\n"travels to India in search of true love",\n"fights to take down corporate America",\n"struggles to raise a son in Antarctica",\n"takes a job as a motivational speaker",\n"discovers the true meaning of Christmas",\n"starts coaching a failing little league team",\n"plots one final heist",\n"tries to win the title without losing limbs",\n"puts his life on the line to save the ant colony",\n"captures a rabid butterfly")>>.\n\n\n\n\nYWP DARES\n\n<<print either("Write a scene that helps your reader sympathize with the villain.",\n "Add a scene where an ordinary act has unexpected repercussions.",\n "Add a dance scene.",\n "Send your characters out for a meal together.",\n "Include a descriptive scene where a character makes a sandwich.",\n "Give your main character doubts about his or her mission.",\n "Include someone speaking a foreign language in your next chapter.",\n "Add a scene where a character runs into a childhood friend.",\n "Include an unexplained weather phenomenon.",\n "Write a scene where your characters have a deadline.",\n "Write a scene where one character betrays another.",\n "Have a character reveal a terrifying secret.",\n "Write a long soliloquy for one of your characters.",\n "Add a character based on someone you know.",\n "Include as many puns as possible in your next chapter.",\n "Include as many similes as possible in your next chapter.",\n "Include real dialogue that you overhear in a public place.",\n "Include a flashback in your next chapter.",\n "Make one of your characters purchase a costume.",\n "Bring back an unexpected character from earlier in your novel.",\n "Make your characters play a board game.",\n "Add a character who almost never speaks the truth.",\n "Add a scene where a character stumbles into a secret room.",\n "Give a character a sudden obsession for an entire chapter.",\n "Have your main character get obsessed with something very simple for the entire chapter.",\n "Introduce a blackmail or bribery subplot.",\n "Have a character wake up with a mysterious accent.",\n "Have a non-important character say the most memorable quote you can think of.",\n "Have your main character consult his or her mother for advice.",\n "Give your villain awesome new powers.",\n "Make a character cry.",\n "Write a scene where a character talks with his or her conscience.",\n "Kill off a character.",\n "Put a character in a situation that you were in yesterday.",\n "Include a cliffhanger at the end of your next chapter.",\n "Make one of your characters write his or her own novel.",\n "Have one of your characters enter an eating competition.",\n "Include a sea creature in your next chapter.",\n "Have one of your characters keep a journal.",\n "Write a theme song for your main character.",\n "Give one of your characters an important article of clothing.",\n "Add a character grinning mischievously because...",\n "Make a character faint.",\n "Include a parade or a circus in your next chapter.",\n "Add a very descriptive breakfast scene.",\n "Write your next chapter in a different verb tense.",\n "Include a very long to-do list.",\n "Back up your novel in at least two places.",\n "Have an object fall from above and narrowly miss a character.",\n "Make one of your characters fall in love with the villain.",\n "Include a strange liquid that is important to your plot.",\n "Give one of your characters a mental breakdown.",\n "Include a singing competition.",\n "Have one of your characters go missing for a chapter.",\n "Include a piece of technology that goes berzerk.",\n "Include a body of water that your characters must cross.",\n "Have a character visited by a future version of him- or herself.",\n "Give a character a lucky object.",\n "Make one of your characters believe in a conspiracy theory.",\n "Include something hidden under a rock.",\n "Have a character to talk to him- or herself in the mirror.",\n "Introduce a character who only uses big words.",\n "Include at least one escaped zoo animal.",\n "Send your characters to the worst party ever.",\n "Make something blow up.",\n "Write a scene you never thought you'd write.",\n "Add a character who only eats...",\n "Make one of your characters really moody.",\n "Have one of your characters receive an anonymous note.",\n "Include the funniest joke you know in your next chapter.",\n "Have your hero and your villain trade lives for a day.",\n "Your hero finds a mysterious bag on his or her porch...",\n "Invent an instrument.",\n "Give your character an animal sidekick.",\n "Have a character sleep through their morning alarm.",\n "Write about something strange that happens on a bus.",\n "Set a chase scene at a sports stadium.",\n "Write horoscopes for your characters.",\n "Have a character discover a cure for freckles.",\n "Create an alter-ego for your protagonist.",\n "Write a scene in which your villain comes up with a new name.",\n "Have your character bake a cake without shopping for ingredients first.",\n "Your antagonist picks up a very uncharacteristic hobby...",\n "Write about a fight between your main character and their best friend.",\n "Your character's piggy bank has been stolen.",\n "Have a character take the blame for something they didn't do.",\n "Explain a mysterious mess.",\n "Make a character climb a tree.",\n "Make an important object disappear into thin air.",\n "Your character finds something unexpected between the couch cushions.")>>\n\n\n\n\nSCRIPT FRENZY YWP PLOT MACHINE\n\n<<print either("In a land where porcupines are invisible",\n"In a boot camp for figure skaters",\n"After accidentally robbing a bank",\n"Upon discovering life on Mars",\n"Unable to live without suspenders",\n"After mastering the piccolo",\n"In a world where unicycles are illegal",\n"While driving to a bobblehead factory",\n"While walking an imaginary dog",\n"On a journey to the bottom of the sea",\n"After eating a jar of magical mayonnaise",\n"After graduating from clown college",\n"After walking the plank for the fifth time",\n"After a rocky ride to Jupiter",\n"In a world without blue slushies",\n"In the galaxy Neoboticlature",\n"In a world ruled by children",\n"At a Star Trek convention",\n"In a world where everyone can fly",\n"While running from the fashion police",\n"In a land of radioactive unicorns",\n"In a parallel universe",\n"At the place where the sidewalk ends",\n"Pretending to be an undercover cop",\n"On a space station filled with rabid apes",\n"In a rainy town called Norphbot",\n"In a world without gravity",\n"In a basement laboratory in Sicily",\n"In a world ruled by robotic dolphins",\n"Somewhere in a sea of toothpaste",\n"On the planet Yokrrr",\n"In a town with a vampire mayor",\n"After being grounded for life",\n"After a lifetime of breakdancing",\n"Having mastered Super Mario Bros. 3",\n"After finding a portal to Mars",\n"Seasick and seeing double",\n"Searching for a cure for acne",\n"After tunneling to the center of the earth",\n"Mistaken for a famous film director",\n"In a world without clowns",\n"In a post-apocalyptic world",\n"In a city that never sleeps",\n"Locked overnight in Disneyland",\n"At the National Hacky Sack Championship",\n"In a haunted pyramid in Egypt",\n"After the Third World War",\n"Lost in time and space",\n"After being sucked through a black hole",\n"While undergoing an existential crisis",\n"Before marrying the wrong person",\n"Recovering from a horrific skiing accident",\n"After being the sole witness of a murder",\n"Three years into the Great Space Crusade",\n"In this madcap comedy",\n"In this action-packed space opera",\n"In feudal Japan",\n"During a civil war",\n"After losing the Olympic Gold to a rival",\n"During the final presidential election",\n"On the run from the government",\n"In the streets of East London",\n"Fresh out of jail",\n"While touring Nigeria",\n"In a town just west of nowhere",\n"While on a vacation to Alaska",\n"After winning the World Series",\n"While experimenting with plutonium",\n"While struggling with depression",\n"While working on a masterpiece",\n"On a cold winter's night",\n"While studying for the SATs",\n"After breaking out of the zoo",\n"After meeting the love of their life",\n"After being banished from the island",\n"While searching for a ring on the floor",\n"Biking across the state of Wisconsin",\n"Struggling to finish another bowl of ice cream",\n"Crying over the loss of a beloved pet rock",\n"In search for the final piece to the board game",\n"Mistaken for the new substitute teacher",\n"While on a treasure hunt on a cruise ship",\n"Alone in the underground mansion",\n"Sunbathing on the beach",\n"Taking a test in a cage surrounded by sharks",\n"While riding on the backs of dolphins",\n"In a space station dive bar",\n"On the run from a sentient typewriter",\n"After a skiing accident in the Alps",\n"In a world ruled by ninjas",\n"After defeating an evil overlord",\n"In a world where spaghetti grows on trees",\n"In an office building on the moon",\n"Trapped in a glass elevator",\n"After earning a degree in dog-walking",\n"On Friday the 13th",\n"On a visit to a candy factory",\n"At an alien beauty pageant",\n"While driving across the country",\n"At the world's largest bonfire",\n"After surviving the end of the world",\n"After a tragic skateboarding accident",\n"While living with a band of polar bears",\n"After defeating the local monster",\n"With the help of a sentient CD player",\n"After signing a record deal",\n"In the middle of the prairie",\n"In a town where people write their own dreams",\n"After being fired for over-productivity",\n"While walking a pet dinosaur",\n"Right before the clock strikes 12",\n"Soon after a terrifying earthquake",\n"Following the return of the king")>>, <<print either("a group of Star Wars fanatics",\n"a princess named Floyd",\n"a flying monkey from Miami",\n"Big Bird",\n"a group of singing scientists",\n"a giant with a tiny head",\n"a man made of cardboard",\n"a giraffe with nine legs",\n"Darth Vader",\n"Britney Spears' long-lost twin",\n"a goldfish with a third eye",\n"a wimpy ninja",\n"a poor, lonely French fry",\n"a zombie with a passion for calypso",\n"a group of Irish race car drivers",\n"a man with a jelly-bean addiction",\n"a sock puppet with nothing to lose",\n"a deep-sea-diving cat",\n"a robot programmed to water ski",\n"a boy with bricks for feet",\n"a soul-searching dinosaur",\n"a kid born on the moon",\n"a group of retired superheroes",\n"the last Dodo on earth",\n"a belly dancer from the future",\n"a psychic parakeet",\n"a knife-throwing weasel",\n"a lion who swallowed an accordion",\n"a seahorse that speaks in rhyme",\n"a Bigfoot expert",\n"a skateboarder with an attitude",\n"the owner of a flea circus",\n"a sea captain searching for a name",\n"Dracula's nephew",\n"a cow-chicken hybrid",\n"an angry cyclops",\n"a clumsy knife-juggler",\n"a skunk with a jet pack",\n"a team of Russian skydivers",\n"a family of surfing squirrels",\n"the Loch Ness monster",\n"a wiener dog named Sue",\n"an expert unicyclist",\n"a wrestling team from Madagascar",\n"a boxing kangaroo",\n"a horde of escaped zoo animals",\n"a toothless dentist",\n"a professional alligator wrestler",\n"a struggling astronaut",\n"a gang of guinea pigs",\n"a team of dancing squid",\n"a crew of futuristic pirates",\n"a confused politician",\n"a mad mathematician",\n"a team of professional kite fliers",\n"a lab rat out for revenge",\n"a tap-dancing prince",\n"a community of talking snails",\n"a video-game junkie",\n"a writer with pencils for fingers",\n"a group of 8,000-pound gorillas",\n"a group of talking termites",\n"a retired king named Walliump",\n"a team of circus seals",\n"a wizard named Bozo",\n"a hyperactive poodle",\n"a flying wallaby",\n"a talking lawn chair",\n"a young samurai",\n"a three-year-old music prodigy",\n"an uneducated stable hand",\n"a band of hippies",\n"an aspiring ice dancer",\n"a presidential candidate",\n"a yoga guru with a black belt in karate",\n"a recent high school dropout",\n"a banjo-playing panhandler",\n"an out-of-work philosophy professor",\n"a has-been rock band",\n"a washed-up actress",\n"a highly dysfunctional family",\n"a typewriter-shop owner",\n"a hyperactive supreme court justice",\n"an owl breeder",\n"Picasso",\n"an aspiring playwright",\n"an 80-year-old graffiti artist",\n"a generous king",\n"a failing college freshman",\n"a folk band headed for a renaissance fair",\n"a young celebrity chef",\n"a prodigal child",\n"a disgruntled cab driver",\n"a narcoleptic dog",\n"a single mom of six",\n"a Siren who's lost her voice",\n"a posse of snobby teen vampires",\n"a baker with a PhD in physics",\n"a rebellious runaway from Texas",\n"a dragon with halitosis",\n"a freshly shaven chinchilla",\n"a fallen angel",\n"possibly the worse debate team ever",\n"Pac-Man's extended family",\n"a Zen gardener",\n"the emperor's second assistant",\n"a retired circus performer",\n"a lovesick high school junior",\n"the son of a ninja and a pirate",\n"a bright blue scarab beetle",\n"a talkative samurai warrior",\n"the country's most daring secret agent",\n"a plumber deathly afraid of moths",\n"a janitor secretly training for the olympics",\n"a retired basketball cheerleader",\n"a team of news anchors",\n"a group of opera singers",\n"a girl on the verge of her Sweet 16",\n"a maimed orchestra conductor",\n"a music video back-up dancer",\n"a disgruntled theme park employee",\n"an unemployed zombie",\n"a clumsy farmer",\n"an eager cab driver",\n"a talking hamster",\n"a one-eyed birdwatcher",\n"a rocket scientist",\n"an Elvis impersonator",\n"a troupe of talking animals",\n"a ventriloquist",\n"the world's highest-paid stunt double",\n"a reformed pyromaniac",\n"a mutant grizzly bear",\n"a waitress at an interstellar diner",\n"a game show host",\n"a professionally certified dragon slayer",\n"a giant squid",\n"a disgruntled shepherd",\n"a child actor",\n"a traveling pet salesman",\n"an aging imaginary friend",\n"the man who controls earth's weather",\n"a tiny author",\n"a karaoke superstar",\n"a penguin")>> <<print either("ends up in Antarctica by mistake",\n"discovers their evil side just in time",\n"plots to steal the Liberty Bell",\n"is abducted by the circus",\n"must find the Lost City of Atlantis",\n"aims to stop global warming",\n"finds a mysterious treasure map",\n"buys a time machine on eBay",\n"overcomes the laws of physics",\n"finds the Planet of the Apes",\n"finds the tomb of King Tuts' evil twin",\n"enters a race to find the meaning of life",\n"finds a top-secret file in a sock drawer",\n"is taken hostage by mummy chickens",\n"must find a cure for laziness",\n"wakes up to find gravity no longer exists",\n"travels through time to save an ant farm",\n"embarks on an adventure to Candy Land",\n"discovers a cursed pickle jar",\n"attempts to win a taco-eating contest",\n"clones sea urchins for evil purposes",\n"wakes to find the world run by ninjas",\n"embarks on a magical trip to Pittsburgh",\n"chances upon a vortex in a refrigerator",\n"decides to build a city for retired ferrets",\n"must fight Bigfoot",\n"tries to break into figure skating",\n"travels back in time to meet Walt Disney",\n"plans a family reunion in a cursed castle",\n"can't stop doing the Running Man",\n"teams up with a sloth to save mankind",\n"hijacks a limo filled with wizards",\n"finds a million bucks in a box of cereal",\n"tours with a Wiggles cover band",\n"tries out to be the school mascot",\n"must stop a gang of killer chinchillas",\n"must find a way back home",\n"perfects the recipe for bacon ice cream",\n"finds the last living dinosaur in the basement",\n"decides to rid the world of bad pop music",\n"is kidnapped by the Russian mafia",\n"swims across the Pacific Ocean",\n"sets out to write a new national anthem",\n"finds love where least expected",\n"falls in love with a voice on the radio",\n"falls head over heels in love with a zombie",\n"wakes up in 1979",\n"has to start over after losing everything",\n"finds love in the afterlife",\n"must defend the kingdom alone",\n"attempts to meet everyone in the world",\n"sets up a new government",\n"trains to run across China",\n"travels to India in search of true love",\n"fights to take down corporate America",\n"struggles to raise a son in Antarctica",\n"falls in love with the wrong person",\n"plots to literally reinvent the wheel",\n"discovers a new genre of music",\n"takes a job as a motivational speaker",\n"discovers the true meaning of Christmas",\n"invents invisible ink",\n"falls for two (very different) people at once",\n"plots one final heist",\n"is catapulted into the limelight",\n"embarks on a quest of self-discovery",\n"raises a herd of cows",\n"dances the macarena in slow motion",\n"returns home to discover a long-lost pet turtle",\n"travels around the Australian continent",\n"trains for the annual jump-rope contest",\n"attempts to fall asleep in a chimney",\n"wonders why his cousin missed the party",\n"concocts an evil plan to rid the world of chocolate",\n"breeds termites to destroy the neighbor's house",\n"mails origami hearts to old friends",\n"puts up Post-It art on the windows",\n"brews a potion to turn the witch into a mouse",\n"finds buried treasure in a neighbor's back yard",\n"decides to conquer the world",\n"tries to create the world's best cupcake",\n"competes on a reality TV show",\n"sets out to win the karaoke championship",\n"falls through a time portal",\n"battles gigantic dinosaurs",\n"writes a user's guide to the apocalypse",\n"tries to fail out of elementary school",\n"takes up tightrope-walking to impress an old friend",\n"decides to walk across the country",\n"starts up a gourmet lemonade stand",\n"proposes to a kindergarten sweetheart",\n"discovers a baseball card with magical powers",\n"is hired to track down a missing mustache",\n"searches for unicorns in South America",\n"sails around the world on a haunted catamaran",\n"delivers friendship bracelets to strangers",\n"opens a clothing boutique on Mars",\n"attempts to build a skyscraper out of wood",\n"tries to become a starship captain",\n"runs for elected office",\n"is robbed by a band of angry squirrels",\n"goes to another planet as an exchange student",\n"serves the homeless at a soup kitchen",\n"takes the next train out of the city",\n"tries to tie a knot in a cherry stem")>>.\n\n\n\n\nCLICK [[HERE]] TO GET MORE PLOTS!

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